Creative Doodler Gifts

High School Schedule

"Might I recommend the orange Crayola for the smaller flowers and the blue-green for the foliage."

Cartooning

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

"We only got six days of funding."

"That's our house, that's Mommy going to work, and that's you, staring out the window, wondering where it all went wrong."

How to draw a martian!

'Cartoonist thinking'

"If you saw a book with the title 'An American Speaks Out,' would you buy it?"

'Look. Billy Curry did a nude!'

"This piece resembles my subconscious desire to draw spirals on a big piece of paper."

Man in meeting has drawn all over paper, table and chairman, who says: 'I have no objection to doodling during meetings, but it must be within reason.'

BLESS YOU

"You don't get a lot of work done, Jenkins, but I admire how thoroughly unstressed you are."

"It seems our precious three year old hacked into the White House with his playtime computer!"

Dot to dot cave art.

'You can do whatever you want here... as long as I don't find out about it.'

'I thought you encouraged self-expression!'

Woman showing her friend her husbands drawings.

'We don't know HOW to surf - Can't you part the sea or something?'

Why god isn't listening...

"Carving your name on your desk is not desktop publishing!"

'You're supposed to draw something.'

Expression of the inner child

'You don't see many of those drawings made with one continuous line much anymore.'

2+2=CAT, 'Now, Jeffrey - stay on message.'

Wiping Out the World

'I'm just drawing up business.'

And on the the eighth day God clicked Un-Do.

Candy Art Study

'I'm all tired out from creating - let's just use NATURAL selection from now on.'