Creative Doodler Gifts

High School Schedule

"Might I recommend the orange Crayola for the smaller flowers and the blue-green for the foliage."

I'm not sure which, but he's just invented either writing or vandalism.

Cartooning

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

"We only got six days of funding."

"That's our house, that's Mommy going to work, and that's you, staring out the window, wondering where it all went wrong."

How to draw a martian!

'Cartoonist thinking'

"If you saw a book with the title 'An American Speaks Out,' would you buy it?"

'Look. Billy Curry did a nude!'

"This piece resembles my subconscious desire to draw spirals on a big piece of paper."

Man in meeting has drawn all over paper, table and chairman, who says: 'I have no objection to doodling during meetings, but it must be within reason.'

BLESS YOU

"You don't get a lot of work done, Jenkins, but I admire how thoroughly unstressed you are."

"It seems our precious three year old hacked into the White House with his playtime computer!"

"Oooh! What's he gonna do now?!"

Dot to dot cave art.

'I thought you encouraged self-expression!'

'You can do whatever you want here... as long as I don't find out about it.'

'We don't know HOW to surf - Can't you part the sea or something?'

Why god isn't listening...

Woman showing her friend her husbands drawings.

"Carving your name on your desk is not desktop publishing!"

Baby Mobile

'No, we can never actually see the big cartoonist, but he's everywhere.'

Expression of the inner child

'You don't see many of those drawings made with one continuous line much anymore.'

'You're supposed to draw something.'

I'm "Oog," this is "Wonk" and the guy drawing on the wall behind you in "Blog."

The Cartoon Reaper.

2+2=CAT, 'Now, Jeffrey - stay on message.'

'I'm just drawing up business.'

Candy Art Study