Amateur Doodler Gifts

"If it weren't for refrigerator magnets, I'd be laboring complete obscurity."

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

Instructional guide to scribbling

"I sincerely hope you learned a lesson this time, Mark. Drawing cartoons on your homework will get you nowhere in life."

How to draw a martian!

'Cartoonist thinking'

'And when you're done here honey, I have a nice periwinkle picked out for the foyer!'

'All good things must come to an end.'

"These meetings bring out my creative side. How's this for the boss?"

High School Schedule

'Look. Billy Curry did a nude!'

"This piece resembles my subconscious desire to draw spirals on a big piece of paper."

"I want one of those. He takes notes and DOODLES at the same time."

Man in meeting has drawn all over paper, table and chairman, who says: 'I have no objection to doodling during meetings, but it must be within reason.'

"Timmy, your dog looks just like he does in your drawings."

"Damn autocorrect!"

"It seems our precious three year old hacked into the White House with his playtime computer!"

"You don't get a lot of work done, Jenkins, but I admire how thoroughly unstressed you are."

"I know it was you because you signed your work!"

"Do you mean am I busy busy?"

Before Instagram

Fish uses its gill to block straw cat is using to remove water from a fish bowl.

Dot to dot cave art.

The Creative Process

'If you think you can sit around here and doodle all the day... uh, never mind.'

R&D - Relax & Doodle

'I thought you encouraged self-expression!'

"Carving your name on your desk is not desktop publishing!"

Cartooning

Woman showing her friend her husbands drawings.