Childhood Doodler Gifts

How to draw a martian!

"That's our house, that's Mommy going to work, and that's you, staring out the window, wondering where it all went wrong."

'Cartoonist thinking'

High School Schedule

'Look. Billy Curry did a nude!'

"This piece resembles my subconscious desire to draw spirals on a big piece of paper."

Children's imagination

Fridge with child's drawings in an art exhibition.

I'm not sure which, but he's just invented either writing or vandalism.

"Oooh! What's he gonna do now?!"

Before Instagram

Self Portrait.

Dot to dot cave art.

'His tags were so neat we decied to employ him'

Cartooning

'Why can't you have inner demons like everyone else?'

Woman showing her friend her husbands drawings.

'Cut it out!'

The Cartoon Reaper.

'It actually works pretty good just about anywhere.'

Expression of the inner child

'You're supposed to draw something.'

"Whenever you're ready."

Self-portraits

"Give them a while to settle in."

I drew these in a cave so they won't be in the public domain.

"Hold on - I'll see if I have a pill for that."

North Light Tanning Bed.

'I was just about all set to have my one man art show when I got tossed in the slammer.'

"If it weren't for refrigerator magnets, I'd be laboring complete obscurity."

'Cartoonist thinking'

"I will never get that off of that wall!"

"Might I recommend the orange Crayola for the smaller flowers and the blue-green for the foliage."

Here Was Peter