Prehistoric Doodler Gifts

Before Instagram

"I will never get that off of that wall!"

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

"We only got six days of funding."

'This will be great for chase scenes.'

"It's an Eyesaur."

Kid doing cave paintings

"I made the mistake of telling him that the world is his canvas."

How to draw a martian!

High School Schedule

'Look. Billy Curry did a nude!'

'They're only interested in computer generated mammoths.' (Theatrical Agent).

"This piece resembles my subconscious desire to draw spirals on a big piece of paper."

Mammoth Posing

BLESS YOU

Art Critics.

"You don't get a lot of work done, Jenkins, but I admire how thoroughly unstressed you are."

"It seems our precious three year old hacked into the White House with his playtime computer!"

"O.K., we get it-big and dangerous."

Dot to dot cave art.

Selfie Man

'You can do whatever you want here... as long as I don't find out about it.'

'All I'm saying is that Rembrant must have had a rotten childhood.'

"Would you like to come in and see my cave drawings?"

Cartooning

"Dad should stick to technology, because his art is horrible."

Why god isn't listening...

"Carving your name on your desk is not desktop publishing!"

'We don't know HOW to surf - Can't you part the sea or something?'

Woman showing her friend her husbands drawings.

"Do you realise we are pre- pre- pre- pre- raphaelites?

' 'Animal. Rock. Hit'...but I can't think of a good ending.'