Prehistoric Doodlers Gifts

"Content creator..."

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

A caveman paints from life

"Well....I could've done this!"

'This will be great for chase scenes.'

65 Million Years Ago

Kid doing cave paintings

The Evolution Of Man.

"I made the mistake of telling him that the world is his canvas."

How to draw a martian!

'What distinguishes man from the lower animals is the ability to make tools.'

"Great, just great! And while you're in here, potchkeeing around with paint, Seymour Rabinowitz in the cave next door is inventing fire already!"

High School Schedule

'Look. Billy Curry did a nude!'

Vincent Van Og.

"This piece resembles my subconscious desire to draw spirals on a big piece of paper."

Unknowingly, with one swish of his blood soaked mammoth tail he was inflicting pain and suffering on billions of unborn people. Home decorating had been invented.

'They're only interested in computer generated mammoths.' (Theatrical Agent).

'I just invented the 'chair' - It relieves lower back pain!'

'Oh dear. My son's an evolutionary throw forward.'

"The subaqueous qualities of the biomorphic forms spacially undermine the larger metaphorical resonance of the mark-making."

Dog Drawing a Badger.

Mammoth Posing

Evolution Solution: Billions of years in the business - We'll guide you through the process, step by step.

Caveman who has just invented the wheel is amazed to see a paper airplane demonstrating the principle of flight.

"Why the hell would you want a bison on your arm?"

The first animation.

Art Critics.

Vanity artist

I'm not sure which, but he's just invented either writing or vandalism.

Caveman painting on his wall with a spray canister

"And, finally, to my wife, my love and appreciation for her understanding and critical insights, without whom this project would never have been accomplished."

"It seems our precious three year old hacked into the White House with his playtime computer!"

"O.K., we get it-big and dangerous."

'Two, four, six, eight Who do we appreciate ,,,'