Television Doodlers Gifts

Artist Painting his Television.

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

"We only got six days of funding."

"That's our house, that's Mommy going to work, and that's you, staring out the window, wondering where it all went wrong."

"I made the mistake of telling him that the world is his canvas."

How to draw a martian!

'Sharon's into genetic engineering!'

High School Schedule

"This piece resembles my subconscious desire to draw spirals on a big piece of paper."

Man in meeting has drawn all over paper, table and chairman, who says: 'I have no objection to doodling during meetings, but it must be within reason.'

BLESS YOU

Dog Drawing a Badger.

"How a cartoonist's mind works #3 in a series" "Cartoons you think of during the day and draw" "Cartoons you think of in the middle of the night and forget"

I'm not sure which, but he's just invented either writing or vandalism.

Vanity artist

"You don't get a lot of work done, Jenkins, but I admire how thoroughly unstressed you are."

"It seems our precious three year old hacked into the White House with his playtime computer!"

"Oooh! What's he gonna do now?!"

Dot to dot cave art.

'I thought you encouraged self-expression!'

'You can do whatever you want here... as long as I don't find out about it.'

'All I'm saying is that Rembrant must have had a rotten childhood.'

Why god isn't listening...

"Carving your name on your desk is not desktop publishing!"

'We don't know HOW to surf - Can't you part the sea or something?'

Cartooning

Baby Mobile

'No, we can never actually see the big cartoonist, but he's everywhere.'

'Math is more art than science.'

I'm "Oog," this is "Wonk" and the guy drawing on the wall behind you in "Blog."

Expression of the inner child

The Cartoon Reaper.

2+2=CAT, 'Now, Jeffrey - stay on message.'

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

And on the the eighth day God clicked Un-Do.