Digital Doodler Gifts

Baby Mobile

Man pokes his touchscreen and hurts it.

I'm "Oog," this is "Wonk" and the guy drawing on the wall behind you in "Blog."

"It seems our precious three year old hacked into the White House with his playtime computer!"

"Wait! We'll solve this another way. Get out your phone's calculator!"

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

"We only got six days of funding."

"We've done a rigorous examination of your business plan using the latest algorithms to model future profits. . . which way up would you like it?"

'Sharon's into genetic engineering!'

"This connect the dots is taking FOREVER!"

High School Schedule

"This piece resembles my subconscious desire to draw spirals on a big piece of paper."

"Nice design but you haven't quite mastered the technology!"

Man in meeting has drawn all over paper, table and chairman, who says: 'I have no objection to doodling during meetings, but it must be within reason.'

BLESS YOU

I'm not sure which, but he's just invented either writing or vandalism.

"You don't get a lot of work done, Jenkins, but I admire how thoroughly unstressed you are."

Dot to dot cave art.

'You can do whatever you want here... as long as I don't find out about it.'

'I thought you encouraged self-expression!'

"Carving your name on your desk is not desktop publishing!"

'Why can't you have inner demons like everyone else?'

Woman showing her friend her husbands drawings.

Cartooning

Why god isn't listening...

'We don't know HOW to surf - Can't you part the sea or something?'

'Math is more art than science.'

'No, we can never actually see the big cartoonist, but he's everywhere.'

The Cartoon Reaper.

Space: A Venn Diagram

"Would you like to squiggle here something that no-one in a MILLION years would be able to read!"

2+2=CAT, 'Now, Jeffrey - stay on message.'

And on the the eighth day God clicked Un-Do.

'I'm just drawing up business.'