Digital Doodler Gifts

"It seems our precious three year old hacked into the White House with his playtime computer!"

"Wait! We'll solve this another way. Get out your phone's calculator!"

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

"We only got six days of funding."

"We've done a rigorous examination of your business plan using the latest algorithms to model future profits. . . which way up would you like it?"

'Sharon's into genetic engineering!'

High School Schedule

"This piece resembles my subconscious desire to draw spirals on a big piece of paper."

"Nice design but you haven't quite mastered the technology!"

Man in meeting has drawn all over paper, table and chairman, who says: 'I have no objection to doodling during meetings, but it must be within reason.'

BLESS YOU

"You don't get a lot of work done, Jenkins, but I admire how thoroughly unstressed you are."

Dot to dot cave art.

'I thought you encouraged self-expression!'

'You can do whatever you want here... as long as I don't find out about it.'

Woman showing her friend her husbands drawings.

'Why can't you have inner demons like everyone else?'

"Carving your name on your desk is not desktop publishing!"

'We don't know HOW to surf - Can't you part the sea or something?'

Cartooning

Why god isn't listening...

'Math is more art than science.'

Space: A Venn Diagram

"Would you like to squiggle here something that no-one in a MILLION years would be able to read!"

2+2=CAT, 'Now, Jeffrey - stay on message.'

Dear Diary...Royal Diary

'I'm just drawing up business.'

"Give them a while to settle in."

And on the the eighth day God clicked Un-Do.

Wiping Out the World

'I'm all tired out from creating - let's just use NATURAL selection from now on.'

'Marge! Do I have a will?'