Professional Doodler Gifts

"Hold on - I'll see if I have a pill for that."

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

"We only got six days of funding."

"That's our house, that's Mommy going to work, and that's you, staring out the window, wondering where it all went wrong."

How to draw a martian!

'Cartoonist thinking'

High School Schedule

'Look. Billy Curry did a nude!'

"This piece resembles my subconscious desire to draw spirals on a big piece of paper."

Man in meeting has drawn all over paper, table and chairman, who says: 'I have no objection to doodling during meetings, but it must be within reason.'

BLESS YOU

"It seems our precious three year old hacked into the White House with his playtime computer!"

"You don't get a lot of work done, Jenkins, but I admire how thoroughly unstressed you are."

I'm not sure which, but he's just invented either writing or vandalism.

"Oooh! What's he gonna do now?!"

Dot to dot cave art.

'I thought you encouraged self-expression!'

'You can do whatever you want here... as long as I don't find out about it.'

Cartooning

"Carving your name on your desk is not desktop publishing!"

Woman showing her friend her husbands drawings.

Why god isn't listening...

'We don't know HOW to surf - Can't you part the sea or something?'

Baby Mobile

'No, we can never actually see the big cartoonist, but he's everywhere.'

Expression of the inner child

'You don't see many of those drawings made with one continuous line much anymore.'

I'm "Oog," this is "Wonk" and the guy drawing on the wall behind you in "Blog."

The Cartoon Reaper.

Space: A Venn Diagram

2+2=CAT, 'Now, Jeffrey - stay on message.'

'I'm just drawing up business.'

And on the the eighth day God clicked Un-Do.

Wiping Out the World