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"Content creator..."

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

A caveman paints from life

"Well....I could've done this!"

65 Million Years Ago

'This will be great for chase scenes.'

Kid doing cave paintings

The Evolution Of Man.

"I made the mistake of telling him that the world is his canvas."

How to draw a martian!

'What distinguishes man from the lower animals is the ability to make tools.'

"Great, just great! And while you're in here, potchkeeing around with paint, Seymour Rabinowitz in the cave next door is inventing fire already!"

'Look. Billy Curry did a nude!'

High School Schedule

Unknowingly, with one swish of his blood soaked mammoth tail he was inflicting pain and suffering on billions of unborn people. Home decorating had been invented.

"This piece resembles my subconscious desire to draw spirals on a big piece of paper."

'They're only interested in computer generated mammoths.' (Theatrical Agent).

'I just invented the 'chair' - It relieves lower back pain!'

"The subaqueous qualities of the biomorphic forms spacially undermine the larger metaphorical resonance of the mark-making."

Dog Drawing a Badger.

Mammoth Posing

'Oh dear. My son's an evolutionary throw forward.'

The first animation.

"Why the hell would you want a bison on your arm?"

Caveman who has just invented the wheel is amazed to see a paper airplane demonstrating the principle of flight.

Art Critics.

"It seems our precious three year old hacked into the White House with his playtime computer!"

"And, finally, to my wife, my love and appreciation for her understanding and critical insights, without whom this project would never have been accomplished."

Vanity artist

Caveman painting on his wall with a spray canister

"O.K., we get it-big and dangerous."

'Two, four, six, eight Who do we appreciate ,,,'