Prehistoric Plotters Gifts

Hunt Gather. Ah, here comes Oog with the business plan.

Ancient Racing

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

65 Million Years Ago

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

"Admit it, we're lost."

The discovery of asparagus.

"Of course it's not clean energy -- We don't have clean ANYTHING!"

Another Theory as to Why Dinosaurs became Extinct.

The Evolution Of Man.

Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

'Your 'marriage' invention sounds good, but what if it leads to a concentration of power for the central government?'

'What distinguishes man from the lower animals is the ability to make tools.'

The First Cone of Shame.

"How the hell is that supposed to feed us?"

"Great, just great! And while you're in here, potchkeeing around with paint, Seymour Rabinowitz in the cave next door is inventing fire already!"

'They're only interested in computer generated mammoths.' (Theatrical Agent).

'We froze him until medical science knows how to cure spear wounds.'

Unknowingly, with one swish of his blood soaked mammoth tail he was inflicting pain and suffering on billions of unborn people. Home decorating had been invented.

So, that's bipedalism? It doesn't look very ergonomic.

'Why is it always me that has to put the cat out?'

A caveman rubs two sticks together and gets a computer.

'Of course, I'm not one of those glamorous paleontologists who are all over TV these days.'

"All I'm saying is now is the time to develop the technology to deflect an asteroid."

Unfortunately, napkins hadn't been invented yet, so good ideas were quickly forgotten.

'I just invented the 'chair' - It relieves lower back pain!'

'The dawn of woman' - Ape-women dance around giant bar of chocolate.

"Your wheel idea was a huge hit, so what have you got for me this time?"

'I'm telling you Dad: Walking upright and using tools is the way of the future...'

"This was probably an early Father's Day gift."

'Much to his disappointment, Thag's coffee percolator was an invention ahead of its time.

'It was fun to make bujt don't see any possible use for it in the future.'

'Please don't be hurt, Dad, but I've decided to go into gathering instead of hunting.'

'- and what makes you think they must have been TALL?'

The first Homo Erectus