Prehistoric Planner Gifts

"I know, I know - don't go shopping when you're hungry."

First Taxi Company

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

"Any questions?"

Ancient Racing

'It's an extinction notice.'

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

"Admit it, we're lost."

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

The discovery of asparagus.

Another Theory as to Why Dinosaurs became Extinct.

"How the hell is that supposed to feed us?"

Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

'When do they learn to stand upright?'

'Your 'marriage' invention sounds good, but what if it leads to a concentration of power for the central government?'

'Frankly, I prefer the monkey's plans.'

A caveman rubs two sticks together and gets a computer.

'Why is it always me that has to put the cat out?'

'They're only interested in computer generated mammoths.' (Theatrical Agent).

'We froze him until medical science knows how to cure spear wounds.'

'Of course, I'm not one of those glamorous paleontologists who are all over TV these days.'

"All I'm saying is now is the time to develop the technology to deflect an asteroid."

Unfortunately, napkins hadn't been invented yet, so good ideas were quickly forgotten.

"Your wheel idea was a huge hit, so what have you got for me this time?"

'I'm telling you Dad: Walking upright and using tools is the way of the future...'

'It was fun to make bujt don't see any possible use for it in the future.'

'Much to his disappointment, Thag's coffee percolator was an invention ahead of its time.

'We'll never understand these kids. It's the old evolution gap.'

'I'm afraid this is going to lead to regulation of my invention.'

'- and what makes you think they must have been TALL?'

"Oooh... bacon!"

'It's the Mesolithic Age? - But I just got used to the PALEOlithic!'

'Please don't be hurt, Dad, but I've decided to go into gathering instead of hunting.'

The Land Before Mimes.