
Early birthday parties.
Looking for a prehistoric party planner gift? Our collection blends humor and creativity, perfect for those who love to organize ancient adventures. Whether it’s a party or just a fun-loving individual, find something that adds prehistoric flair to any event or celebration.
Early birthday parties.
Signs of prehistoric party behavior.
"If anyone asks, tell 'em I injured it while hunting, not gathering."
"Well, of course your barbecue was a complete disaster... You haven't discovered fire yet!"
"Ok, so you weren't invited to the tar put party. . . it's not the end of the world, you know!"
"We call it a tailgate party."
Looks like the Oggs are having a party.'
Cave Girl Slumber Parties
'Great! That means I must've created birthdays.'
"Playing 'Pin on the mammoth'. . . a dumb idea."
"If you're going to write a review, don't forget to mention our generous portions."
"I think he's trying to make a money out of us..."
"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."
"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"
Cocktails on the verandah.
"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."
'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'
'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'
Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick
Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.
"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."
Cow Pinatas
Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).
Champagne
"I told you playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey was a dumb idea."
Wedding Day Itinerary.
Punt Cake
We'll have Manhattans...
'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'
C'mon, it'll be fun! I'll throw on some stars, pop in a few planets, drum up a life form or two, and this place will be hoppin'! The Big Shebang Theory.
Halloween may be a little different this year.
Cardiac Recovery.
'He made an excellent jelly.'
'Smashing party, Miss - can we have another one tomorrow?'
"How should we divide the teams?"
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