Prehistoric Planner Mugs

It appears to be a "list of things to do today."

"I know, I know - don't go shopping when you're hungry."

First Taxi Company

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

"Any questions?"

Ancient Racing

'It's an extinction notice.'

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

The discovery of asparagus.

"Admit it, we're lost."

Another Theory as to Why Dinosaurs became Extinct.

'Your 'marriage' invention sounds good, but what if it leads to a concentration of power for the central government?'

'When do they learn to stand upright?'

The First Cone of Shame.

Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

"How the hell is that supposed to feed us?"

'Frankly, I prefer the monkey's plans.'

'We froze him until medical science knows how to cure spear wounds.'

A caveman rubs two sticks together and gets a computer.

'Why is it always me that has to put the cat out?'

'They're only interested in computer generated mammoths.' (Theatrical Agent).

So, that's bipedalism? It doesn't look very ergonomic.

'Of course, I'm not one of those glamorous paleontologists who are all over TV these days.'

"All I'm saying is now is the time to develop the technology to deflect an asteroid."

Unfortunately, napkins hadn't been invented yet, so good ideas were quickly forgotten.

'The dawn of woman' - Ape-women dance around giant bar of chocolate.

"Your wheel idea was a huge hit, so what have you got for me this time?"

'I'm telling you Dad: Walking upright and using tools is the way of the future...'

'Much to his disappointment, Thag's coffee percolator was an invention ahead of its time.

'It was fun to make bujt don't see any possible use for it in the future.'

'- and what makes you think they must have been TALL?'

The Land Before Mimes.

"It's a giant banana but is it an organic giant banana?"

'I'm afraid this is going to lead to regulation of my invention.'