Prehistoric Project Planner Mugs

'What you mean the specs are being changed again?!?'

"Have you ever considered launching a stock image website?"

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

Ancient Racing

God's Subcontractors

'It's an extinction notice.'

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

The discovery of asparagus.

"Admit it, we're lost."

Another Theory as to Why Dinosaurs became Extinct.

'When do they learn to stand upright?'

Waiting for retirement.

Home De-Po. Things you need for your project. Things you didn't know you needed until you were halfway through your project.

"You pulled most of the muscles in your back lifting your to-do list? You've got a bigger problem than pulled muscles."

'Your 'marriage' invention sounds good, but what if it leads to a concentration of power for the central government?'

"How the hell is that supposed to feed us?"

'Of course, I'm not one of those glamorous paleontologists who are all over TV these days.'

So, that's bipedalism? It doesn't look very ergonomic.

'We froze him until medical science knows how to cure spear wounds.'

'They're only interested in computer generated mammoths.' (Theatrical Agent).

'Why is it always me that has to put the cat out?'

A caveman rubs two sticks together and gets a computer.

"All I'm saying is now is the time to develop the technology to deflect an asteroid."

Unfortunately, napkins hadn't been invented yet, so good ideas were quickly forgotten.

'The dawn of woman' - Ape-women dance around giant bar of chocolate.

"Your wheel idea was a huge hit, so what have you got for me this time?"

'I'm telling you Dad: Walking upright and using tools is the way of the future...'

'It was fun to make bujt don't see any possible use for it in the future.'

'Much to his disappointment, Thag's coffee percolator was an invention ahead of its time.

'Uh oh. I can see another few hundred will be added to your bid.'

Boss asks early man: 'So ... where do you see yourself in four million years?'

The Land Before Mimes.

'Please don't be hurt, Dad, but I've decided to go into gathering instead of hunting.'