Prehistoric Plot Developers Mugs

TWO GUYS AND A ROCK

Ancient Racing

The discovery of asparagus.

The First Cone of Shame.

Short-lived Neanderthal Games: Slap The Sleeping Dinosaur

'Why is it always me that has to put the cat out?'

A prehistoric football match.

'Of course, I'm not one of those glamorous paleontologists who are all over TV these days.'

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

'They're only interested in computer generated mammoths.' (Theatrical Agent).

"It's a giant banana but is it an organic giant banana?"

'...You're just not built to take selfies.'

Geekasaurus.

Ape ambushes anteater hiding behind a monolith.

Cave Painter

"Grog understand supply and demand."

"Oh yeah? Well, what if I were the first man on earth?"

Artists Impression of the first call for roadside assistance...

"Run, it's a light-sabre tooth tiger."

"I'm sorry. How did I know what he would do to your cat if I let him play with it?"

Tyrannosaurus Tex

I try to stick to hunting. My wife makes me take a list when I'm gathering.

"Hmm. . . it looks like he was struck on the head with a blunt object. . . If only I could find out what the murder weapon could be. . ."

"This is my urban man cave."

'Looks like I might have to rethink the football idea!'

Early Facebook.

"Me admit was awesome idea but maybe saber tooth tiger just not cut out for domestication."

Don't move, Oog, me swat

I've been on this green leafy diet for months...

"My new boyfriend is free range!"

'Um, nice tie. Birthday present?'

800,000 BC: Yoog invents pockets!

Uh-oh, They're evolving!

Hunter-gatherers unclear on the concept

Early kite experiment.