Prehistoric Plot Developers Pillows

TWO GUYS AND A ROCK

Ancient Racing

The discovery of asparagus.

'Why is it always me that has to put the cat out?'

'Of course, I'm not one of those glamorous paleontologists who are all over TV these days.'

A prehistoric football match.

'They're only interested in computer generated mammoths.' (Theatrical Agent).

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

'...You're just not built to take selfies.'

"It's a giant banana but is it an organic giant banana?"

Geekasaurus.

Ape ambushes anteater hiding behind a monolith.

Cave Painter

"Grog understand supply and demand."

Artists Impression of the first call for roadside assistance...

"Run, it's a light-sabre tooth tiger."

"I'm sorry. How did I know what he would do to your cat if I let him play with it?"

Tyrannosaurus Tex

"Hmm. . . it looks like he was struck on the head with a blunt object. . . If only I could find out what the murder weapon could be. . ."

"This is my urban man cave."

"Oh yeah? Well, what if I were the first man on earth?"

'Looks like I might have to rethink the football idea!'

Early Facebook.

"Me admit was awesome idea but maybe saber tooth tiger just not cut out for domestication."

'Um, nice tie. Birthday present?'

"My new boyfriend is free range!"

Early kite experiment.

I've been on this green leafy diet for months...

Don't move, Oog, me swat

800,000 BC: Yoog invents pockets!

The First Selfie!