Prehistoric Coder Mugs

"That must be Java Man!"

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

Ancient Racing

'It's an extinction notice.'

"Admit it, we're lost."

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

The discovery of asparagus.

Another Theory as to Why Dinosaurs became Extinct.

"How the hell is that supposed to feed us?"

'When do they learn to stand upright?'

'Your 'marriage' invention sounds good, but what if it leads to a concentration of power for the central government?'

'Of course, I'm not one of those glamorous paleontologists who are all over TV these days.'

'Why is it always me that has to put the cat out?'

A caveman rubs two sticks together and gets a computer.

'We froze him until medical science knows how to cure spear wounds.'

"All I'm saying is now is the time to develop the technology to deflect an asteroid."

Unfortunately, napkins hadn't been invented yet, so good ideas were quickly forgotten.

"Your wheel idea was a huge hit, so what have you got for me this time?"

'I'm telling you Dad: Walking upright and using tools is the way of the future...'

'It was fun to make bujt don't see any possible use for it in the future.'

'Much to his disappointment, Thag's coffee percolator was an invention ahead of its time.

'- and what makes you think they must have been TALL?'

'I'm afraid this is going to lead to regulation of my invention.'

"It's a giant banana but is it an organic giant banana?"

'We'll never understand these kids. It's the old evolution gap.'

'Please don't be hurt, Dad, but I've decided to go into gathering instead of hunting.'

The Land Before Mimes.

'It's called fire...it recycles wood.'

"Oooh... bacon!"

'It's the Mesolithic Age? - But I just got used to the PALEOlithic!'

The first Homo Erectus

Boss asks early man: 'So ... where do you see yourself in four million years?'