Prehistoric Coder Gifts

"That must be Java Man!"

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

Ancient Racing

'It's an extinction notice.'

"Admit it, we're lost."

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

The discovery of asparagus.

Another Theory as to Why Dinosaurs became Extinct.

'Your 'marriage' invention sounds good, but what if it leads to a concentration of power for the central government?'

The First Cone of Shame.

'When do they learn to stand upright?'

"How the hell is that supposed to feed us?"

'Of course, I'm not one of those glamorous paleontologists who are all over TV these days.'

'Why is it always me that has to put the cat out?'

A caveman rubs two sticks together and gets a computer.

'We froze him until medical science knows how to cure spear wounds.'

So, that's bipedalism? It doesn't look very ergonomic.

"All I'm saying is now is the time to develop the technology to deflect an asteroid."

Unfortunately, napkins hadn't been invented yet, so good ideas were quickly forgotten.

'The dawn of woman' - Ape-women dance around giant bar of chocolate.

"Your wheel idea was a huge hit, so what have you got for me this time?"

'I'm telling you Dad: Walking upright and using tools is the way of the future...'

'Much to his disappointment, Thag's coffee percolator was an invention ahead of its time.

'It was fun to make bujt don't see any possible use for it in the future.'

'It's the Mesolithic Age? - But I just got used to the PALEOlithic!'

'- and what makes you think they must have been TALL?'

'I'm afraid this is going to lead to regulation of my invention.'

"Oooh... bacon!"

'I can't wait for Power Point.'

'Please don't be hurt, Dad, but I've decided to go into gathering instead of hunting.'

The first Homo Erectus

'We'll never understand these kids. It's the old evolution gap.'

'It's called fire...it recycles wood.'

The Land Before Mimes.

Boss asks early man: 'So ... where do you see yourself in four million years?'