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'What you mean the specs are being changed again?!?'

"Have you ever considered launching a stock image website?"

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

Ancient Racing

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

God's Subcontractors

'It's an extinction notice.'

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

"Admit it, we're lost."

The discovery of asparagus.

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

Another Theory as to Why Dinosaurs became Extinct.

"You pulled most of the muscles in your back lifting your to-do list? You've got a bigger problem than pulled muscles."

"How the hell is that supposed to feed us?"

Waiting for retirement.

'Your 'marriage' invention sounds good, but what if it leads to a concentration of power for the central government?'

'When do they learn to stand upright?'

A caveman rubs two sticks together and gets a computer.

'Why is it always me that has to put the cat out?'

'Of course, I'm not one of those glamorous paleontologists who are all over TV these days.'

'We froze him until medical science knows how to cure spear wounds.'

'They're only interested in computer generated mammoths.' (Theatrical Agent).

"All I'm saying is now is the time to develop the technology to deflect an asteroid."

Unfortunately, napkins hadn't been invented yet, so good ideas were quickly forgotten.

"Your wheel idea was a huge hit, so what have you got for me this time?"

'I'm telling you Dad: Walking upright and using tools is the way of the future...'

'It was fun to make bujt don't see any possible use for it in the future.'

'Much to his disappointment, Thag's coffee percolator was an invention ahead of its time.

'Uh oh. I can see another few hundred will be added to your bid.'

'- and what makes you think they must have been TALL?'

'Please don't be hurt, Dad, but I've decided to go into gathering instead of hunting.'

The Land Before Mimes.

"Oooh... bacon!"