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Prehistoric son going "Baroooom...Barooom!" on dad's stone wheel

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

Ancient Racing

A caveman paints from life

"Well....I could've done this!"

'It's an extinction notice.'

The discovery of asparagus.

'This will be great for chase scenes.'

Kid doing cave paintings

'When do they learn to stand upright?'

"I thought I told you to employ a reputable building firm"

Pyramid builders make the Statue of Liberty.

'Of course, I'm not one of those glamorous paleontologists who are all over TV these days.'

'Why is it always me that has to put the cat out?'

"I don't want to take this meeting off track, but... isn't Stonehenge amazing? Seriously, who did that?"

"It's a giant banana but is it an organic giant banana?"

"The subaqueous qualities of the biomorphic forms spacially undermine the larger metaphorical resonance of the mark-making."

"That? Oh, it's last year's calendar."

"You're right. I have to come up with a brake of some kind."

Mammoth Posing

"Why the hell would you want a bison on your arm?"

The first animation.

Art Critics.

Ape ambushes anteater hiding behind a monolith.

"Listen, the first pterodactyl of spring."

Cavemen. Wheel being burnt with fire.

Geekasaurus.

'Another invention? -- You are SUCH a geek!'

Egyptology Books form Pyramid

"You spoil that Hamster."

"Of course I'm building another one Dummy! It's a New Year, we need a new calendar!"

'I'm inventing the wheel, and I'd like you to be my SPOKESMAN.'

Caveman painting on his wall with a spray canister