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Prehistoric son going "Baroooom...Barooom!" on dad's stone wheel

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

Ancient Racing

A caveman paints from life

"Well....I could've done this!"

'It's an extinction notice.'

The discovery of asparagus.

'This will be great for chase scenes.'

Kid doing cave paintings

'When do they learn to stand upright?'

The First Cone of Shame.

"I thought I told you to employ a reputable building firm"

Vincent Van Og.

'Why is it always me that has to put the cat out?'

'Of course, I'm not one of those glamorous paleontologists who are all over TV these days.'

Pyramid builders make the Statue of Liberty.

"I don't want to take this meeting off track, but... isn't Stonehenge amazing? Seriously, who did that?"

"You're right. I have to come up with a brake of some kind."

'I can't wait for Power Point.'

Mammoth Posing

"That? Oh, it's last year's calendar."

"The subaqueous qualities of the biomorphic forms spacially undermine the larger metaphorical resonance of the mark-making."

"It's a giant banana but is it an organic giant banana?"

"Why the hell would you want a bison on your arm?"

The first animation.

Art Critics.

Cavemen. Wheel being burnt with fire.

"Listen, the first pterodactyl of spring."

"You spoil that Hamster."

Caveman painting on his wall with a spray canister

Geekasaurus.

Egyptology Books form Pyramid

'Another invention? -- You are SUCH a geek!'

"Of course I'm building another one Dummy! It's a New Year, we need a new calendar!"

'I'm inventing the wheel, and I'd like you to be my SPOKESMAN.'