Dna Doodler Gifts

'Sharon's into genetic engineering!'

DNA

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

"We only got six days of funding."

"That's our house, that's Mommy going to work, and that's you, staring out the window, wondering where it all went wrong."

"We've done a rigorous examination of your business plan using the latest algorithms to model future profits. . . which way up would you like it?"

"It's an Eyesaur."

"This connect the dots is taking FOREVER!"

'I may not know about DNA, but I sure as hell know about recombinant.'

Vincent Van Og.

Bioengineering Lab, I put a little Dachshund DNA into a rabbit. Hare extensions!

Bio Lab. You spliced phoenix DNA into a lemming? What are you trying to make? A perpetual motion machine!

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

"Okay, I've got lousy bedside manner, but I draw a smiley faces on all your prescriptions."

BLESS YOU

Recombinant DNA Lab. To-da! The palindromedary!

The Music of Life (in the key of dna).

Fridge with child's drawings in an art exhibition.

"You don't get a lot of work done, Jenkins, but I admire how thoroughly unstressed you are."

"It seems our precious three year old hacked into the White House with his playtime computer!"

Man climbing a dna 'ladder'.

Garden genomes.

Practice Pigs at the Gene Farm

Selfie Man

Dot to dot cave art.

Genetic Research Institute - "Darling we were made for each other."

'You can do whatever you want here... as long as I don't find out about it.'

'Why can't you have inner demons like everyone else?'

"Would you like to come in and see my cave drawings?"

Why god isn't listening...

"Dad should stick to technology, because his art is horrible."

"Carving your name on your desk is not desktop publishing!"

'We don't know HOW to surf - Can't you part the sea or something?'