Dna Dabbler Gifts

Genetically enhanced height

Practice Pigs at the Gene Farm

'I was going to hunt for them. Then I thought hey - why not just clone new ones!'

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

"I appreciate your devices that make it seem like you're paying attention, but could you actually pay attention and make eye contact so I know you are?"

"Next time don't use a herbed vinegar."

'Everybody on the internet now knows I'm a dog, so I'm pretending to be a cat.'

'I don't think he's so smart. I had to show him three times before he got the hank of it.'

'Sharon's into genetic engineering!'

'I may not know about DNA, but I sure as hell know about recombinant.'

'Let's go and make some unfunded spending committments.'

Socially distanced sledding

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

Chief Foreign Policy Advisor to President Obama.

'The crystal ball says to buy and the 8-Ball says to sell.'

My first mistake.

'When the school upgraded its operating system, for the third time, I upgraded my headache medicine from over-the-counter to prescription strength.'

'Hey, that's a bad roll. Let's try that again.'

DIY Shelves

The Screeeen!

"That's not all I do. Actually I'm a psychological counselor- gymnast-motivational speaker-relaxation therapist-sex worker."

'Sorry Mum, but the silly haircut kind of ruins my body builder image...'

'I can't get the hang of this cloud computing...'

'I don't surf the net, I just kind of dog-paddle through it.'

'I can't decide whether to get a lawyer or tell the truth.'

'If we are to differentiate ourselves from the private sector we need to focus on a reorientation of our client-facing interactions to prioritise customer led positive responses to intervention scenarios.'

Two men talking in front of half finished driveway. 'Your wife did mention you'd had an economy drive.'

'Yes, been meaning to call maintenance to put up that shelf for ages now...'

'He's at the 'awkward stage' in converting to paperless so he carries both a laptop and a briefcase.'

Driving school car has sign on the rear; 'How's my learning?'

"Pretty good, but I'll bet you can't hit him again."

A knitter's in and out boxes

"He's finally installing our security system."

"I'm scanning these old photos we're afraid of losing into my computer so I can lose them there."

"Dad, let's play hide and go seek. I'll hide your data, and you seek it. And when you can't find it, you pay me to return it."