Diary Doodler Gifts

Dear Diary...Royal Diary

"We've done a rigorous examination of your business plan using the latest algorithms to model future profits. . . which way up would you like it?"

"I made the mistake of telling him that the world is his canvas."

'Cartoonist thinking'

High School Schedule

"This piece resembles my subconscious desire to draw spirals on a big piece of paper."

"How a cartoonist's mind works #3 in a series" "Cartoons you think of during the day and draw" "Cartoons you think of in the middle of the night and forget"

"You don't get a lot of work done, Jenkins, but I admire how thoroughly unstressed you are."

"It seems our precious three year old hacked into the White House with his playtime computer!"

List making as therapy.

Self Portrait.

Dot to dot cave art.

'Honestly, I didn't mean any of those things I wrote about you in my diary last night!'

'All I'm saying is that Rembrant must have had a rotten childhood.'

'You can do whatever you want here... as long as I don't find out about it.'

Cartooning

Woman showing her friend her husbands drawings.

"Carving your name on your desk is not desktop publishing!"

'Math is more art than science.'

Dear Diary. . . New Year's Resolutions: lose weight, drink less, spend less on clothes. . . stop kidding myself!

Expression of the inner child

Space: A Venn Diagram

"Would you like to squiggle here something that no-one in a MILLION years would be able to read!"

'You don't see many of those drawings made with one continuous line much anymore.'

'You're supposed to draw something.'

Self-portraits

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

'Marge! Do I have a will?'

North Light Tanning Bed.

'I was just about all set to have my one man art show when I got tossed in the slammer.'

From Long's Interpretive Guide To Common Workplace Doodles