Diary Doodler T-Shirts

Dear Diary...Royal Diary

"We've done a rigorous examination of your business plan using the latest algorithms to model future profits. . . which way up would you like it?"

"I made the mistake of telling him that the world is his canvas."

'Cartoonist thinking'

High School Schedule

"This piece resembles my subconscious desire to draw spirals on a big piece of paper."

"How a cartoonist's mind works #3 in a series" "Cartoons you think of during the day and draw" "Cartoons you think of in the middle of the night and forget"

"It seems our precious three year old hacked into the White House with his playtime computer!"

"You don't get a lot of work done, Jenkins, but I admire how thoroughly unstressed you are."

I'm not sure which, but he's just invented either writing or vandalism.

Dot to dot cave art.

Self Portrait.

'Honestly, I didn't mean any of those things I wrote about you in my diary last night!'

List making as therapy.

'You can do whatever you want here... as long as I don't find out about it.'

'All I'm saying is that Rembrant must have had a rotten childhood.'

Woman showing her friend her husbands drawings.

Cartooning

"Carving your name on your desk is not desktop publishing!"

Baby Mobile

'Math is more art than science.'

Expression of the inner child

'You don't see many of those drawings made with one continuous line much anymore.'

"Would you like to squiggle here something that no-one in a MILLION years would be able to read!"

I'm "Oog," this is "Wonk" and the guy drawing on the wall behind you in "Blog."

'You're supposed to draw something.'

The Cartoon Reaper.

Dear Diary. . . New Year's Resolutions: lose weight, drink less, spend less on clothes. . . stop kidding myself!

Space: A Venn Diagram

Self-portraits

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

Man pokes his touchscreen and hurts it.

'Marge! Do I have a will?'

"Wait! We'll solve this another way. Get out your phone's calculator!"

North Light Tanning Bed.