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2+2=CAT, 'Now, Jeffrey - stay on message.'

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

"We've done a rigorous examination of your business plan using the latest algorithms to model future profits. . . which way up would you like it?"

'OOO, I've thought of a new one! Two squiggles and a backwards G!'

When Cells Divide

"I made the mistake of telling him that the world is his canvas."

'Ms. Snack, prepare the conference room for an executive sting.'

High School Schedule

"This piece resembles my subconscious desire to draw spirals on a big piece of paper."

As a matter of fact, it IS rocket science.

'Ms. Shelby, I think you're spinning out of control.'

'Tax.'

'It's a foolproof formula for writing grant applications.'

'Eureka! After months of research and formulating algorithms, I've done it... I've discovered the secret to 'being cool'!'

"It seems our precious three year old hacked into the White House with his playtime computer!"

'Very impressive, Newcombe. Over at Liberal Arts we still have trouble with the multiplication table.'

"You don't get a lot of work done, Jenkins, but I admire how thoroughly unstressed you are."

List making as therapy.

Dot to dot cave art.

'All I'm saying is that Rembrant must have had a rotten childhood.'

'You can do whatever you want here... as long as I don't find out about it.'

"That's the finest vacuum cleaner you've ever designed."

Woman showing her friend her husbands drawings.

Cartooning

"Carving your name on your desk is not desktop publishing!"

Astrophysics made simple.

'This isn't a BREAKTHROUGH, Colbert! This is a CIRCULAR REASONING! All you've done here is re-state our original objective.'

'Oh that?... It has nothing to do with the formula; it just makes the whole thing seem less grumpy.'

Lady cleaning hypothesis off blackboard.

'Math is more art than science.'