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"It's just a loaner while my other horse is in the shop."

Music critics of the wild west "I don't like the sound of those drums"

'It's a discouraging word from the IRS.'

American soldier from 19th century firing gun while under attack by arrows.

"That's why they call him the kid."

(Ghostwriters in the sky)

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cattle drive jumped over the moon.

Not at all O.K. Corral

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

'Tell me the truth...does this dead body make me look fat?'

Lone Ranger, 'Dad it's the loan shark ranger'

Wordilly Durdillies - So they called him 'come dances with wolves'.

"They tell me you're a man who has True Magritte."

Davy Crocat

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

New Guy.

"He's no hat and all corgis."

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

Nun Fight.

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

Dang! My shorts are riding up on me again!

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

High Riders of the Old West

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

'Okay, on the count of three we fight back. One. . . Two. . .'

'Have you been waiting long?'

All-Verbal Westerns

"The Taco is good on the trail but where do I put the drink?"

"Convertible. Must be nice."

Looks like the bank's director still inside.