Wild West Dreamer Prints

Cowboy philosophy.

A boy dressed as a cowboy riding a stick horse encounters a stick with a cow's skull at the end lying on the ground.

'Okay, on the count of three we fight back. One. . . Two. . .'

"Clippety clop, … clippety clop. …. clippety clop. … clippety clop..."

New Guy.

'When I was young I wanted to be a cowboy in a rattlesnake roundup. Fortuately, roundups are now banned here.'

Hitching.

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

Slug cowboys

"You be the Native American and I'll be the cowperson."

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

(Camel paintings)

"Yes, it's oil-paint: It's difficult to find water for watercolours around here..."

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

"I don't know if I can do 'Gilmore Girls' today. I'm not sure I'm feeling up for anything involving witty yet poignant repartee."

Tourists in Egypt

"It's not a good sign when cowboys start waving back to the cacti!"

Man Dreaming Of Australia.

Emergency Phone.

NYer uploaded by mod - "Come look, hon! We just got a new cactus!"

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

Camel rider sees sign stating: The Next Mirage 16 miles.

Northeastern Deer/Southwestern Deer

Saved...life is good!

After the gun ban, the guys still liked to go out and horse around on weekends.

A Tumble Cow

"Seriously, I used to be the staff of a guy named Moses, man the stories I could tell..."

Cactus with muscles and dumb-bells on ground.

"The Taco is good on the trail but where do I put the drink?"

"Water balloons... water balloons..."

"Yes, I'm alone."

Saguaro Cactus Regrets.