Wilderness Dreamer Prints

Sometimes I wonder what my life would have been like if I had been born in the wild

"Ahhh... close enough."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

Humans...What is their purpose?

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

New Guy.

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

(Camel paintings)

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

Support Group for a Good Problem

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

"Yes, it's oil-paint: It's difficult to find water for watercolours around here..."

Cat fishing whilst fish fly overhead.

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

Sausages.

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

Sport Utility Boot.

"When troubles begin to take their toll, it’s nice to take a little stroll!"

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.'

"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time."

"It's not a good sign when cowboys start waving back to the cacti!"

Tourists in Egypt

NYer uploaded by mod - "Come look, hon! We just got a new cactus!"

Fred's Canadian caribou hunt goes from bad to worse.

"And that's when the therapist suggested… exposure therapy!"

Dang! My shorts are riding up on me again!

Camel rider sees sign stating: The Next Mirage 16 miles.

'Okay, on the count of three we fight back. One. . . Two. . .'

"Yaffle Pass Elevation 11,990 ft Continental Divide"

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'

"Come on in. The water’s fine!" "Hmm! What’s wrong with this picture?!"

"Oooh. . . I've got sand under my wrappings and it's so itchy. . !!"

The Canoga Forest - coming soon: The Conoga Desert.