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'The lonesome highway is a jocularity free zone cowboy!'

"This town ain't big enough for the both of us."

Rodeo

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

Billy. The Kid.

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

Nun Fight.

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

High Riders of the Old West

"You were the one who thought it was too dangerous to raise a child in the big city."

'Have you been waiting long?'

Looks like the bank's director still inside.

All-Verbal Westerns

Are you the guy who ate my brother?

"Skate or die."

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

Roland, the schizophrenic cowboy.

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

"The truth is, doctor, I've lost faith in Western medicine."

Old West Bounty Hunter.

"...you mean this is the end of the 3 bandidoes?"

"Only one of us can be 'The Funny One'."

Cow duel.

'You got a search warrant, sheriff?'

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

'Butch, did you shoot my liberty valance?'

'Bunfight at the O.K corral.'

'Eh, love. The one armed bandit at the end of the bar isn't working.'