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"Well, if it isn't the Fascinator Four."

Cowboys on a Journey Within

"It's a big responsibility but I believe I can be both 'Joe six pack' and 'Joe six gun'."

Cowboy with a 'Friends of the 'earp' T-shirt

Historical tour of Custer's childhood

Indian Ironing Teepee.

"For centuries scientists have wanted to develop a method to help ants feel like cowboys. Today that quest is at an end."

"This is your great, great grandfather 'One Gun Salazar'."

Cowboy

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

Billy. The Kid.

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

Nun Fight.

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

High Riders of the Old West

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

'Have you been waiting long?'

"You were the one who thought it was too dangerous to raise a child in the big city."

Are you the guy who ate my brother?

"The Taco is good on the trail but where do I put the drink?"

All-Verbal Westerns

Looks like the bank's director still inside.

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

Roland, the schizophrenic cowboy.

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

"The truth is, doctor, I've lost faith in Western medicine."

"...you mean this is the end of the 3 bandidoes?"

Old West Bounty Hunter.

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'