Wild West Lover Mugs

"Well, if it isn't the Fascinator Four."

Cowboys on a Journey Within

"It's a big responsibility but I believe I can be both 'Joe six pack' and 'Joe six gun'."

Cowboy with a 'Friends of the 'earp' T-shirt

"I got a text from Black Bart. What does a sideways frowny face mean?"

Historical tour of Custer's childhood

Indian Ironing Teepee.

"For centuries scientists have wanted to develop a method to help ants feel like cowboys. Today that quest is at an end."

Dial-A-Pizza van arriving at Western Fort

'I got spurs that jingle-jangle-jingle, but I really want to do is direct.'

"This is your great, great grandfather 'One Gun Salazar'."

Cowboy

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

Billy. The Kid.

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

Nun Fight.

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

High Riders of the Old West

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

"You were the one who thought it was too dangerous to raise a child in the big city."

'Have you been waiting long?'

Are you the guy who ate my brother?

All-Verbal Westerns

Looks like the bank's director still inside.

"The Taco is good on the trail but where do I put the drink?"

"Convertible. Must be nice."

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

Roland, the schizophrenic cowboy.

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.