Western Adventure Lover Mugs

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

Billy. The Kid.

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

"They're comfortable."

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

"I'll tell ya what we don't need is some Dr. Durango helping us with a dang snake bite."

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

Dawing your Cellphone

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

High Riders of the Old West

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

"You were the one who thought it was too dangerous to raise a child in the big city."

'Have you been waiting long?'

Looks like the bank's director still inside.

Are you the guy who ate my brother?

Wild Weather Ride - 2005.

'OK, let's see who's going to be the pack horse today: Heads or tails?'

Non-violent Western (Cowboys with water pistols).

All-Verbal Westerns

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

Roland, the schizophrenic cowboy.

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

"The truth is, doctor, I've lost faith in Western medicine."

'I always thought a dogfight was a lot of snarling and walking around stiff-legged.'

Old West Bounty Hunter.