Western Story Lover Mugs

"Alright, if Outlaw A is 6 foot 2, 220 punds and Outlaw B is 6 foot 4, 245 pounds, is Town C in fact big enough for the both of em?"

"The rumors were true - you're the slowest gun in the West."

"Meet the author"

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

Opera Singer Looking Out of Place Sitting On The Bar Piano

"Are you the one they call El Cóndor?"

Dial-A-Pizza van arriving at Western Fort

"Billy the kiddy!"

"Say, you were right, Sheriff, this is the best way to keep up with the 'Space-Hopper Gang'."

'Man! I wish I'd finished college.'

"For centuries scientists have wanted to develop a method to help ants feel like cowboys. Today that quest is at an end."

At a silent moment - I don't know Slim, it's quiet.. a little too quiet.

"You must be new around here, pardner."

"He's gone from the most-wanted list to someone the authorities would like to talk to."

A Modern Day Cowboy and his Horse.

Ronald Reagan

Cowboy

'I hate reruns.'

"He was right, you know - a queen can move as many spaces as she likes."

No caption. (A cowboy heads toward the swinging doors of a saloon as a cat goes toward a smaller version of the same entrance).

Henry Fonda

Indian selfie

The first stock exchange - 'It's agreed then, one of my Longhorns for one of your holsteins.'

"I'd like a trigger warning."

"Giddyup."

1839: Rare photograph of wagons on the 'Organ Trail.'

"If there are nuggets in the sluice, let's dine out tonight."

'Sheriff Warren instantly recognized the lone stranger, it was the infamous....Billy The Kidney.'

"This town isn't big enough for the two of us."

TV Hold Up.

George W. Bush Caricature

"It's the Galton gang all right. And they done stole our emotional support animals!"

"At the last minute, his personal physician always intervenes."

Although he new it was madness, Wilbur felt his hand move towards the rubber squirter bulb.