Western Story Lover Pillows

"Alright, if Outlaw A is 6 foot 2, 220 punds and Outlaw B is 6 foot 4, 245 pounds, is Town C in fact big enough for the both of em?"

"The rumors were true - you're the slowest gun in the West."

"Meet the author"

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

Opera Singer Looking Out of Place Sitting On The Bar Piano

"Are you the one they call El Cóndor?"

"Say, you were right, Sheriff, this is the best way to keep up with the 'Space-Hopper Gang'."

"Billy the kiddy!"

'Man! I wish I'd finished college.'

"He's gone from the most-wanted list to someone the authorities would like to talk to."

Ronald Reagan

"You must be new around here, pardner."

A Modern Day Cowboy and his Horse.

"For centuries scientists have wanted to develop a method to help ants feel like cowboys. Today that quest is at an end."

Cowboy

At a silent moment - I don't know Slim, it's quiet.. a little too quiet.

'I hate reruns.'

"He was right, you know - a queen can move as many spaces as she likes."

"I'd like a trigger warning."

The first stock exchange - 'It's agreed then, one of my Longhorns for one of your holsteins.'

Indian selfie

"If there are nuggets in the sluice, let's dine out tonight."

1839: Rare photograph of wagons on the 'Organ Trail.'

TV Hold Up.

'Oh no - it's not the Cisco kid - it's the disco kid.'

Jake played with a dead man's hand

"It's the Galton gang all right. And they done stole our emotional support animals!"

"At the last minute, his personal physician always intervenes."

"This town isn't big enough for the two of us."

Although he new it was madness, Wilbur felt his hand move towards the rubber squirter bulb.

'Sheriff Warren instantly recognized the lone stranger, it was the infamous....Billy The Kidney.'