Western Film Lover Pillows

'Just so you know . . . when that gate opens, I'm going to stop, drop, and roll. Big time.'

"Yeah, I'm alone."

"First we get a bunch of cows."

The first stock exchange - 'It's agreed then, one of my Longhorns for one of your holsteins.'

'I don't feel at home on the range any more!'

The Dyslexic Kid misses yet another Gunfight!

"This town isn't big enough for the two of us."

'What's the text abbreviation for 'yippee yippee yo, yippee yay, yippee yo kai aye?'

'No, I don't think 'Indian Love Call' would make better theme music!'

Cowgirl applying bullet shaped lipstick.

Indian selfie

"Sat, Hank - whoever wrote our musical accompaniment ought to be shot, don'cha think?"

"Billy the kiddy!"

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

Nun Fight.

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

Historic Bank Jobs.

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

"You funnin' me, bub?"

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

"It's nice to feel wanted though, isn't it?"

The Comfiest Hombre in the West

'OK, let's see who's going to be the pack horse today: Heads or tails?'

"Waving the hat keeps the cattle moving and lets my hair get some highlights."

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"

Crossing the Nachos Grande

Roland, the schizophrenic cowboy.

Opera Singer Looking Out of Place Sitting On The Bar Piano

Draw!

"I can't talk louder, I'm a little horse."