Western Film Fanatic Pillows

'Look at that crazy cowboy, Butch, he's talking to his horse!'

Not at all O.K. Corral

Horse 'with no name' tells rider: 'Actually, my name, if you had BOTHERED to ask, is Keith.'

Clint Eastwood

Pioneer fire drills.

"Years of ridin' off into the sunset..."

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

Nun Fight.

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'

Crossing the Nachos Grande

"It's nice to feel wanted though, isn't it?"

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

Historic Bank Jobs.

The Comfiest Hombre in the West

"You funnin' me, bub?"

"Waving the hat keeps the cattle moving and lets my hair get some highlights."

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"

'OK, let's see who's going to be the pack horse today: Heads or tails?'

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

Roland, the schizophrenic cowboy.

Opera Singer Looking Out of Place Sitting On The Bar Piano

Draw!

"...you mean this is the end of the 3 bandidoes?"

'I don't know who you are stranger, but if you mess with big Gus you'll be in your coffin by dawn!'

'And what makes you think this is hostile terrain, Hank?'

'Mama! Aliens.'

"Uh-oh it's happening aain, the feeling I'm being triggered...."

"I can't talk louder, I'm a little horse."

'You got a search warrant, sheriff?'

Old West Bounty Hunter.