Western Lover Mugs

Cowboy and cowgirl ride horse with 'just hitched' sign on tail.

'Yep, this is quite a spread you've got, Bobbie Joe!'

Just Protestors

1839: Rare photograph of wagons on the 'Organ Trail.'

'I hate reruns.'

The Innumerate Seven

"Suddenly, this whole cowboy thing seems like some kind of sad, empty charade."

Marshal Hickory BIll makes the first Wild West faux pas.

101 uses of a dead cat: chaps.

Two clowns shoot out a duel in a Western - One has a gun that says 'Bang!', the other has a gun that says 'Ouch!'

'It's worse than dudes, Kemosabe - it's surfer dudes'

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."

Opera Singer Looking Out of Place Sitting On The Bar Piano

"Herb's from Texas."

"Billy the kiddy!"

"Say, you were right, Sheriff, this is the best way to keep up with the 'Space-Hopper Gang'."

'Man! I wish I'd finished college.'

Ronald Reagan

At a silent moment - I don't know Slim, it's quiet.. a little too quiet.

"He's gone from the most-wanted list to someone the authorities would like to talk to."

Cowboy

"For centuries scientists have wanted to develop a method to help ants feel like cowboys. Today that quest is at an end."

"He was right, you know - a queen can move as many spaces as she likes."

"Lost his first hat about nine months ago. Really tore him up too."

"I'd like a trigger warning."

Indian selfie

The first stock exchange - 'It's agreed then, one of my Longhorns for one of your holsteins.'

"If there are nuggets in the sluice, let's dine out tonight."

"This town isn't big enough for the two of us."

Jake played with a dead man's hand

TV Hold Up.

'Oh no - it's not the Cisco kid - it's the disco kid.'

"It's the Galton gang all right. And they done stole our emotional support animals!"