Wild West Fan Mugs

'No kidding? When I was a boy I wanted to grow up to be an accountant too!'

"It's from my attorney."

'You can lead a horse to water, son, but try not to drive him to drink.'

Vote Counter: 'Okay,DONE! It's settled! The NEIGHS have it!'

'We shall call this new territory, 'Oming.''

Careful Zeke... I think this guy has played before.

'He won't be long, he's just putting his face on.'

'You'd better have a little talk with Running Elk -- he wants to be a cowboy when he grows up.'

'Hey look,Kenny A 'Tandem''

'I'm looking for a benefit claimant!'

"Boss, d'ya think that this one Saguaro is enough to stop the uma stage."

'Oh darn........I forgot The Alamo!'

'According to your resume you're an experienced ranch hand...I knew I should have checked your references!'

'Is it something I SAID?'

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

'I can deal with the giant foam cowboy hat, But how do you expect to fire your six-shooter with that thing'

Jake played with a dead man's hand

Salon/Saloon.

I don't care that you always did want to be a song bird. Stop it or leave.

'No big deal, Kemosabe -- Just the Chief giving another campaign speech,'

'HEY YOU TWO TAKE THAT OUTSIDE'

'Here's the problem. Yer a big, spineless, dirty rotten, yellow-bellied horny toad.'

'We're under attack but it doesn't seems serious.'

"I'm thinking of changing my name."

The Dodge City Building

"This joint ain't big enough for the both of us."

"I had no choice, sheriff. He drew on me."

Reality Wagon Train

Saloon/Salon

"Take it easy, Billy. I'm just gonna give her a treat."

Pony Espresso

"I begged him to get help."

"Oh, I almost forgot: This time, if you have a good hand, don’t say, 'Meowee!'"

"I only use it for self definition."

"This town ain't big enough for the both of us, mainly thanks to those dang NIMBYs."