Wild West Enthusiasts Mugs

"Liquor, gamblin', broads, tobacco. What's the Q stand for?"

"You reckon it might be time to start thinking about a new nickname, Slim?"

"Today we can help herd cattle, go on a nature hike, get a sauna and massage, or go into town and rob the bank."

"Well, I'll be-we just spent all weekend planning to rob a façade."

"Sheriff, have you heard that Billy the Kid and his gang are coming to town?"

Wanted - for cow rustling, gun fighting and high levels of starchiness.

Don't shoot the piano man!

'You forgot to pay your payroll tax.'

Abrupt end to Red Feather's scouting career.

'Stay out of this Piano Man, I got no beef with you. But you - I don't like yer tone one bit.'

'We've been trying to ease out Old Stoney as Payroll Coordinator.'

"You were the one who thought it was too dangerous to raise a child in the big city."

'I take it back. You're not an overgrown lizard. Do we still have to go through with this?'

Back soon...

'A thousand dollars ! - he looks worth every penny of it'.

A short-sighted Buffalo hunter.

Indians: 'At last.'

Hangman target.

'I'm sorry, Sheriff... it was self-defence!'

'Jake had come into town to hire some killers'

"Pants in or out?"

'Let's follow these guys: They only kill the buffalos for their hides so we can have all the meat!'

"Can't fool me, Jake, there's a coach comin' in!"

Custer's First Stand

"....Don't squat on your spurs in the shower."

Border Controls: Riding the border.

"Frank, how many times do I have to tell you, it's a posse, not a search engine."

"I'm not a total vegetarian, sometimes I like a bit of buffalo."

Gunfight at the OK Coral

"Sheriff, with these little blue pills they won't be calling you Deadwood Dick any longer."

"I told him it was his round. But, he just keeps telling me that I'm 'speaking with forked tongue'!"

How Do You Like My Moseying Along?

First singles bar! 'I ain't married!'

'This place has gone a bit down market since they got a new landlord!'

"I'd like a full canteen with lemon."