Old West Enthusiasts Mugs

"It's a great country–just don't get sick."

White man cures American Indian with an enema.

The modern sheriff.

A cowboy sheriff in the old west brings in a bounty to a bounty price scanner.

'...and then the photographer told me to hold the Sharps like this.'

"Hey, cowboy, be honest. Does my sidekick make me look fat?"

"It appears that your stallion has been out to stud too long."

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

High Riders of the Old West

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

'Have you been waiting long?'

"You were the one who thought it was too dangerous to raise a child in the big city."

All-Verbal Westerns

"Convertible. Must be nice."

Are you the guy who ate my brother?

Looks like the bank's director still inside.

"Reach for the sky, stranger."

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

Non-violent Western (Cowboys with water pistols).

Roland, the schizophrenic cowboy.

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

"The truth is, doctor, I've lost faith in Western medicine."

"Only one of us can be 'The Funny One'."

'Butch, did you shoot my liberty valance?'

'You got a search warrant, sheriff?'

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

'I don't know who you are stranger, but if you mess with big Gus you'll be in your coffin by dawn!'

Cow duel.

"...you mean this is the end of the 3 bandidoes?"

Old West Bounty Hunter.