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"It's a great country–just don't get sick."

White man cures American Indian with an enema.

The modern sheriff.

A cowboy sheriff in the old west brings in a bounty to a bounty price scanner.

'...and then the photographer told me to hold the Sharps like this.'

"It appears that your stallion has been out to stud too long."

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

High Riders of the Old West

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

"You were the one who thought it was too dangerous to raise a child in the big city."

'Have you been waiting long?'

"Reach for the sky, stranger."

Are you the guy who ate my brother?

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

Non-violent Western (Cowboys with water pistols).

All-Verbal Westerns

Looks like the bank's director still inside.

Roland, the schizophrenic cowboy.

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

"The truth is, doctor, I've lost faith in Western medicine."

"Only one of us can be 'The Funny One'."

Old West Bounty Hunter.

'You got a search warrant, sheriff?'

"...you mean this is the end of the 3 bandidoes?"

'I don't know who you are stranger, but if you mess with big Gus you'll be in your coffin by dawn!'

Cow duel.

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

'Butch, did you shoot my liberty valance?'

'Bunfight at the O.K corral.'

'Eh, love. The one armed bandit at the end of the bar isn't working.'