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"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

High Riders of the Old West

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

"Reach for the sky, stranger."

'I don't know who you are stranger, but if you mess with big Gus you'll be in your coffin by dawn!'

"I'm just gonna reach in my back pocket real slow-like and turn off my ringer."

'You may be a jolly happy soul Frosty, but you stink at poker!'

Wild West Text Showdown

The modern sheriff.

"They say it's the last of the really big cattle drives, and I'm just glad I'm here to see it."

"Trepanning for gold"

'We've been trying to ease out Old Stoney as Payroll Coordinator.'

'Yesterday he was a kingpin, but today he's just a lynchpin.'

"There's trouble, boys. Let's pants up and move out!"

Reality Wagon Train

"Hatless" Bill Johnson

Custer's Last Rollo

The corona ranger

"Lost his first hat about nine months ago. Really tore him up too."

'I must warn you, I'm the fastest gun west of the Rie Grande.' 'WOW! Unfortunately, we're five miles east of the Rio Grande.'

"I can't right now. My spurs are stuck together."

"Just a minute - I'm uploading."

TV Guide: Cowboy Cowboys.

"Barkeep, gimme a shot of your finest whiskey." "Not so fast there, partner." "Oh, sorry. A... sh... ot... of... yo... ur... fin... est... whis... key...."

'It's what we were afraid of, Virgil. Someone's selling guns to the Indians.'

"Nope, Jeb's my pardner. My partner is Zeke."

Early American Think Tank.