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'Careful. It's the Litigious Kid, and his boys.'

"Why does he always have to take such long drum solos?"

Billy. The Kid.

Butterfly herders of the wild west.

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

"Reach for the sky, stranger."

'I don't know who you are stranger, but if you mess with big Gus you'll be in your coffin by dawn!'

"I'm just gonna reach in my back pocket real slow-like and turn off my ringer."

"Personally, I'd recommend something a little less formal for being run out of town."

Wordilly Durdillies - Quick on the Drawer

'Roy Rogers is ambused'

The Lawman

Son, you'll never be quick on the draw unless you pull your dang pants up.

"Let's scoot."

The Old West

'You may be a jolly happy soul Frosty, but you stink at poker!'

"At long last, Wyatt, our dream has come true and we are within reach of the legendary toast fields of the Sierra Madre."

The modern sheriff.

"O.K., fellas - calm down. Does it really matter which is better, yoga or Pilates?"

"They say it's the last of the really big cattle drives, and I'm just glad I'm here to see it."

An early turning-point in old Hollywood...

'I don't know why, but my cowboy seems to have an obsession with riding into the sunset...'

"..Not cloudy all day."

A Capella: singing without musical accompaniment.

Gun Ego

"Trepanning for gold"

'His breath is so bad I can hardly stand to kiss him.'

Carole Lombard

"Whatta you mean 'minor script changes?' It's supposed to be a western."