Old West Buff Pillows

Wild West Text Showdown

'Careful. It's the Litigious Kid, and his boys.'

Billy. The Kid.

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

"Reach for the sky, stranger."

'I don't know who you are stranger, but if you mess with big Gus you'll be in your coffin by dawn!'

The Lawman

Wordilly Durdillies - Quick on the Drawer

"Let's scoot."

"Personally, I'd recommend something a little less formal for being run out of town."

"I'm just gonna reach in my back pocket real slow-like and turn off my ringer."

'You may be a jolly happy soul Frosty, but you stink at poker!'

"At long last, Wyatt, our dream has come true and we are within reach of the legendary toast fields of the Sierra Madre."

A Capella: singing without musical accompaniment.

"Trepanning for gold"

'I don't know why, but my cowboy seems to have an obsession with riding into the sunset...'

The modern sheriff.

"They say it's the last of the really big cattle drives, and I'm just glad I'm here to see it."

'His breath is so bad I can hardly stand to kiss him.'

An early turning-point in old Hollywood...

Gun Ego

"O.K., fellas - calm down. Does it really matter which is better, yoga or Pilates?"

"Whatta you mean 'minor script changes?' It's supposed to be a western."

Adios Amoebas

'We've been trying to ease out Old Stoney as Payroll Coordinator.'

Daisy had the fastest udders in the west field.