Old West Buffs Pillows

Fine - on the count of three, we set down our latter, put away our phones, then draw.

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

High Riders of the Old West

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

"Reach for the sky, stranger."

'I don't know who you are stranger, but if you mess with big Gus you'll be in your coffin by dawn!'

"I'm just gonna reach in my back pocket real slow-like and turn off my ringer."

Son, you'll never be quick on the draw unless you pull your dang pants up.

'Roy Rogers is ambused'

'You may be a jolly happy soul Frosty, but you stink at poker!'

Wild West Text Showdown

"Trepanning for gold"

"..Not cloudy all day."

The modern sheriff.

"They say it's the last of the really big cattle drives, and I'm just glad I'm here to see it."

'We've been trying to ease out Old Stoney as Payroll Coordinator.'

"Lost his first hat about nine months ago. Really tore him up too."

'Yesterday he was a kingpin, but today he's just a lynchpin.'

"Happy slime trails to you, until we meet again!"

The corona ranger

"There's trouble, boys. Let's pants up and move out!"

"Hatless" Bill Johnson

Custer's Last Rollo

Reality Wagon Train

Early American Think Tank.

"Just a minute - I'm uploading."

"Yeah, you can drawl the drawl, but can you mosey the mosey?"

"Nope, Jeb's my pardner. My partner is Zeke."

TV Guide: Cowboy Cowboys.

'It's what we were afraid of, Virgil. Someone's selling guns to the Indians.'

"If we don't find a place to charge these batteries we ain't gettin' this herd of tumbleweed to Kansas City by sundown."

"I can't right now. My spurs are stuck together."

'I must warn you, I'm the fastest gun west of the Rie Grande.' 'WOW! Unfortunately, we're five miles east of the Rio Grande.'