Western Buff Pillows

"I had ridden from Wichita to Santa Fe before I realized my hat was on backwards."

"Come on, Scratchy -- let's BOTH be sidekicks today!"

'Pranks of the Wild West'

The clowns are coming!

"Chief say your cheque is in the Pony Express"

Billy. The Kid.

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

"Congratulations, Trumpism. It's ot often we initiate a new horseman."

'Oh Hi!'

"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

'Roy! For the last time, don't wave that red one in front of your Dad.'

I fart more than that!

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

Of Mice and Men.

"It's nice to feel wanted though, isn't it?"

The Comfiest Hombre in the West

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

"You funnin' me, bub?"

"...you mean this is the end of the 3 bandidoes?"

"I can't talk louder, I'm a little horse."

"Our intelligence shows that everybody loves us."

"They don't make good husbands. They roam."

Man biking with an enormous amount of things on his back.

"Personally, I'd recommend something a little less formal for being run out of town."

"Well, Sara Kalen is wrong – Edward Snowden is not a 'tattletale.'"

The Lawman

Wordilly Durdillies - Quick on the Drawer

"Let's scoot."