Western Whimsy Buff Pillows

"The Vesparados"

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

Billy. The Kid.

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

"It's nice to feel wanted though, isn't it?"

The Comfiest Hombre in the West

Young Gums

"You funnin' me, bub?"

The Not So Wild West

"I can't talk louder, I'm a little horse."

"...you mean this is the end of the 3 bandidoes?"

"They don't make good husbands. They roam."

The Lawman

"Personally, I'd recommend something a little less formal for being run out of town."

Civil Howdy Pardnership

Wordilly Durdillies - Quick on the Drawer

"Let's scoot."

"At long last, Wyatt, our dream has come true and we are within reach of the legendary toast fields of the Sierra Madre."

Wild West Text Showdown

'I don't know why, but my cowboy seems to have an obsession with riding into the sunset...'

A Capella: singing without musical accompaniment.

Cattlemans Saloon.

'His breath is so bad I can hardly stand to kiss him.'

Gun Ego

"O.K., fellas - calm down. Does it really matter which is better, yoga or Pilates?"

"Whatta you mean 'minor script changes?' It's supposed to be a western."

Adios Amoebas