Western Whimsy Buff Mugs

"The Vesparados"

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

Billy. The Kid.

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

Butterfly herders of the wild west.

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

"You funnin' me, bub?"

Young Gums

"It's nice to feel wanted though, isn't it?"

The Comfiest Hombre in the West

The Not So Wild West

"...you mean this is the end of the 3 bandidoes?"

"I can't talk louder, I'm a little horse."

"They don't make good husbands. They roam."

'Roy Rogers is ambused'

The Lawman

Wordilly Durdillies - Quick on the Drawer

"Personally, I'd recommend something a little less formal for being run out of town."

Civil Howdy Pardnership

"Let's scoot."

The Old West

Wild West Text Showdown

"At long last, Wyatt, our dream has come true and we are within reach of the legendary toast fields of the Sierra Madre."

Gun Ego

A Capella: singing without musical accompaniment.

'His breath is so bad I can hardly stand to kiss him.'

'I don't know why, but my cowboy seems to have an obsession with riding into the sunset...'

Cattlemans Saloon.

"O.K., fellas - calm down. Does it really matter which is better, yoga or Pilates?"

"Whatta you mean 'minor script changes?' It's supposed to be a western."