Western Culture Buff Pillows

"Hold it Slim... Ain't that Billy the Kid's horse?"

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

Billy. The Kid.

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

"I'll tell ya what we don't need is some Dr. Durango helping us with a dang snake bite."

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

"Sure, while you went out robbing folks I stayed here and made a nice quiche, and just to prove I'm not a sissy I made it with mountain lion instead of ham."

Dawing your Cellphone

'Baby's first two-step.'

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

"It's nice to feel wanted though, isn't it?"

The Comfiest Hombre in the West

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

"Skate or die."

"You funnin' me, bub?"

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

Hombre's Best Friend.

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

"Herb's from Texas."

"Mom, Dad - I'm a sidekick. I've always been a sidekick. And I want you to know that I have a pardner."

North Fork, the town too tough to diet.

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

'Butch, did you shoot my liberty valance?'