Western Culture Lovers Pillows

"Skate or die."

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

"Sure, while you went out robbing folks I stayed here and made a nice quiche, and just to prove I'm not a sissy I made it with mountain lion instead of ham."

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

'Baby's first two-step.'

Non-violent Western (Cowboys with water pistols).

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

Opera Singer Looking Out of Place Sitting On The Bar Piano

North Fork, the town too tough to diet.

"What the heck? How are we supposed to roam the plains if men put these things everywhere?"

'Butch, did you shoot my liberty valance?'

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

Hombre's Best Friend.

"Herb's from Texas."

Cowboy directions 'Up yonder', 'Down yonder', 'This-A-Way' and 'That-A-Way'.

"Say, you were right, Sheriff, this is the best way to keep up with the 'Space-Hopper Gang'."

Deep in the Heart of Texas: The Cholesterol Kid.

"Personally, I'd recommend something a little less formal for being run out of town."

Civil Howdy Pardnership

Domestic Pardners

"That's the Bronco Whisperer. He'll have that wild stallion broken in a day or two."

Towny Music Night.

"Fire one shot if you find a waterhole or two for a coffeeshop."

Joe hasn't been the same since training for that new biathlon--bronco busting and sumo wrestling.

"I'm not a total vegetarian, sometimes I like a bit of buffalo."

Sea Horse outside saloon

"Billy the kiddy!"

Wordilly Durdillies - Quick on the Drawer